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why i fired my secretary
« on: 18:47, Tue 06 September 2005 »
>> LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL

>> WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY

>> WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE

>> A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD

MORNING,

>> LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

>> I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE

>> KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A

>> WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND

>> SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.
>> AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID,

>> "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT

>> LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN

>> JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL

>> DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU

>> AND ME."


>> I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE

>> HEARD ALL DAY.

>> LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE

>> DIDN'T GO WHERE

>> WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A

>> PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL

>> TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW,

>> IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE,

>> DO WE?"

>>

>> I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

>> SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

>> AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND

>> SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM

>> FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

>> "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

>> SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF

>> MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY

>> WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING

>> "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

>>

>> AND I JUST SAT THERE...

>> ON THE COUCH...

>> NAKED.
 
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« Reply #1 on: 00:41, Wed 07 September 2005 »
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